Creating a Custom Downtime Message with mod_rewrite

I've come, I've saw, I've done battle with the big blue "e"!  Curse you Internet Explorer!  Were you real, we'd have hunted you down and strung you from the gallows like the dog you are!

I will make you my bitch, if it's the last thing I do!

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Let's all have a love-in for Webkit, the first browser to officially support the new W3C Selectors API.

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Yes, you too can make IE your bitch, if you're determined and crass enough.

Throw your sensibilities about logic and standards out the window, because you don't need them here.

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